Turnerisms...

Me: "Remingtin, you are going to timeout until you can act like a big girl at the dinner table."
Remingtin: (Looking at Eric, Talin & Jaedin) "I'll be baaaccckkk for you!".

Talin: "Why do moles grow in cups? Do you have to take them to the doctor to get them cut out?" (He had mold & moles confused.)

Remingtin: "Daddy, daddy, daddy, dad!!!!"
Eric: "What, Remi?  I'm in the shower."
Remingtin: (Running to the bathroom as fast as she can) "DON'T forget to wash behind your ears!".

Talin: "I think I just saw lightning!".
Jaedin: "Are you sure you didn't just open & shut your eyes?"

Talin at Kindergarten Roundup: "I want a cow.  And a strawberry field.  So I can make my very own strawberry milk!"

Remingtin: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Me: "Why?"
Remingtin: "Because he wanted to play with his friends of course!"